(But I will, one day, soon)
In other news, I’m getting freaky excited for BEA. There will be PARTIES!Â I will sleep late in my big empty bed, and drink coffee without a gunky finger in it.Â I will loot and pilfer, and arrive home with a suitcase full of books.Â I will talk to grownups, wear a skirt, eat foods that don’t fall into the categories ofÂ “bite-size”, “snack cracker”, “glop”, or “nugget”.
I will drink a bloody mary on the plane, by gum!
See you there?