No cuts, no buts…

I voted today in Georgia (there I am, third from the end), and discovered an awesome secret!  If you bring a small child with you (any human child will do) you can cut straight to the front of the line!

Now, as a rule I don’t like to accept handouts or favors. But with a rumored six hour wait, I was happy to take advantage of my fertility.

May I suggest that if you do not have a child of your own you either make one immediately (it will take less time than waiting in the line on Memorial Ave) or borrow one from a friend.

In a pinch, I’ll rent yu one of mine CHEAP!

One Response to “No cuts, no buts…”

  1. Robert Rummel-Hudson Says:

    I went to vote here in Texas yesterday expecting huge lines, and there were like three of us there. I was both pleased and saddened.

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