Hardly the whole megillah…
This year, for Purim, I rewrote the Book of Esther, for Mose and his three-year-old buddies.
It begins thusly:
One fine day, King Ahasuerus threw a gigantic party. He invited all this best friends, made guacamole, set up a chocolate fountain, and ordered too much wine…
And it ends thusly:
And as for what happened to Haman– well, let’s just say Karma’s a bitch.  And if you want to know any more than that, you’ll have to come back next year, for all the gory details.
Because then you’ll be four, and all growed up.